GIRLS GOTTA BE TOUGH

The other night I walked into a bar, I wasn't dressed like everyone else, and let's just say I was a minority being the only blonde (aha). Towards the end of the night there was a girl sitting at the bar talking to the bartender, she grabbed my arm and said "...and those girls were talking trash on this girl right here, and she looks nicer than any of them! That's why I hate places like this!" Instantly my outraged boyfriend jumps in and says "What! What were they saying? Who! Tell me who!!" I shrugged my shoulders, said "down boy" and said "I don't know anyone here, so they don't know me. It's not legitimate." The girl agreed with me, and as we walked away my boyfriend was so appalled that anyone could ever speak poorly of me, it was cute. So I had to explain to him that being a girl, you have to have thick skin. It's a given that when I walk into a joint someone is going to have to find something entertaining to talk about, sometimes the topic will be me. Honestly, I'm flattered, really, thank you. He topped my point off with a cherry by saying "You know what babe? If you were ugly they wouldn't have said a thing."  Hahaha